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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    rockin some d*ck, tell me whats next alien sex

    Artist: Katy Perry
    Song: ET
    Real Lyric: rockin' some deck, tell me whats next alien sex



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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll I was listening to this on the raido and I turn to my friend and say "...wouldn't they edit that part out?" she laughed and said "he said DECK you idiot" surely enough, when I looked up the lyrcs she was right. I felt so dumb

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    Funny story! My 8-year-old son misheard it that way also. Oh, and the real lyrics are "Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck. Tell me what�s next, alien sex." It's writen slightly wrong in your post.

    KENELS2 Feb 18, 2012 8:31 am